What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

What did one boob say to the other boob

Innocent before proven guilty

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Lose lips shimk ships.

Bible.. Hm.?

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like

But this is not

Maybe leave out

Your going to be alright just relax

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?